Talk About a Hot Nurse..
All of the diverse opportunities it offers! There’s not much you could want that Austin doesn’t have. The festivals, the lake, great music, people, food, university, the list goes on.
I was born and raised in Austin! Definitely can’t complain.
It’s a tie between Tex Mex and Chinese. My heart is torn.
A Cam Gigandet clone who is honest, trustworthy, and knows how to have a good time. Because Cam Gigandet is gorgeous, but sadly taken. And nobody wants to date a liar or a bore.
Sweethearts can be this SEXY
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Mykayla- The bombshell with a 4.0
Mykayla was Born in Joplin, Missouri. “I call a small town north of Dallas home. I grew up in Lake Dallas – a town you’re happy to grow up in and even happier to leave.”
Now a senior with a 4.0, Mykayla is dangerously close to walking the stage at graduation with a degree in marketing.
“I’m in no hurry to cross the finish line. Says Mykayla. School has always been my thing, so grad school is on my agenda just as soon as I get across that stage. I joke about becoming a professional student, but from the way things are looking, that might not be too far off from the truth. I was always good enough at sports to make the team and play, but school is where I tend to get really competitive. I like to know things and I just don’t feel like my time is done.
Q: What do you do for fun in your spare time?
A: “I don’t find myself with a lot of free time in between juggling work, school, and organizations, but the little time I do have, I like to go out on the square with a few of my favorite people and go out of town to see those I’m not lucky enough to have around every day.”
Q: Are there any shows on TV right now that you feel like you can not miss?
A: The one show I absolutely cannot miss is Chelsea Lately. I can honestly say Chelsea Handler is one of my idols, ranking up there with the greats – my dad, Ellen Degeneres, and Mother Theresa. Jokes aside, her humor and honesty is something I think everyone should embrace. It makes life’s little tragedies a little more enjoyable.
Q: So what does it take to be swept off your feet?
A: “As far as the guy scene goes, I tend to be more of a realist with a romantic twist. I’ve heard friends of mine talk about being swept off their feet and while I think it does happen, I’m just not one to get swept. I’ll be the first to admit I’m slow to warm up to people, but I’m a firm believer that you just need to give people a chance to surprise you because they often will.
I once met a guy that came into Hooters who was really drunk and sat at the bar while I was working. He thought he had all the right lines and I heard all of them over the course of about 2 hrs. He was definitely good with his words and I’m sure his charm was a huge hit on other girls, but I just wasn’t impressed. What did impress me was that he came back into my work the next day to apologize for his less than flattering display the day before and asked to come back into town the next weekend to get to know me without the influence of alcohol. His apology and persistence over the next month was enough to get me on board and eventually find myself being “swept”. He brought something different to the table and caught my attention. It may not have started off exactly as he had planned, but he adapted and tried again. Guys should make note that sometimes all it takes is a little more persistence.”
Q: What quality do you find most attractive in a dude?
A: “I like to say I love personalities, meaning I don’t necessarily have a type other than just a really cool person. You have to love yourself before someone else can love you, so a guy with humble confidence is sexy.
“Physically, I prefer someone taller than I am in heels (which isn’t much) and has a contagious smile. As long as his v-necks don’t show more cleavage than I do or his pants fit tighter than my skinny jeans, I don’t really have a preference in terms of his style. Flaunting what you’ve got is one thing, looking like you bought your shirt from the baby Gap is another. Girls should leave a little to the imagination, but that goes for guys too!”
Check out more about Mykayla HERE
Born on a Farm, Bred to Make Your Jaw Drop
Born in Omaha Nebraska, Torie Elizabeth Auen lived on a large farm with cattle and… well not much else. She’s majoring in business and marketing, and loving life.
Torie lives each day to the fullest from sun up to long after nightfall!
“I love being around people and doing outrageous and fun things” she says. “I’m always around my friends and have a good time, I like to go out. A lot!”
“I’m a cocktail waitress Friday-Sunday so having a good time and being around a fun environment is my job.”
In Torie’s alone time she enjoys reading, working out, and anything outdoors.
“I find it VERY unattractive when guys come off as rude, inconsiderate and cocky,” says Torie. “Its not cute, its degrading.”
Torie works hard to support her lifestyle, and any man of hers must be capable of doing the same.
“It’s a major turn off if your still living off your parents paychecks month by month; get a job to support yourself please. If I can, you can.”
“Looks are a big thing, duh,” says Torie. “I find a guy that is dedicated to his fitness and diet very sexy. Just don’t be am obnoxious meat head—that’s asking for a turn down.”
Don’t be shy fella. Torie won’t bite!
“I don’t mind when guys approach me at all. I actually applaud it.”
Would you like a drink or where are you from are always good ways to start off conversation with her.
“Just be seductive about it, not eager.”
“One night I was out and spotted an absolutely gorgeous man across the already packed bar. We had been making eye contact and flirtatious smiles to each other all night. The bartender handed me a drink and pointed to guy I had been making eye contact with. The drink had a napkin wrapped around it, once I finished my drink I noticed writing on the napkin and saw a number, name and said “meet me on the patio in 30″. It was the best!”
It’s almost a catch 22. Be confident because the shy guy rarely works. Then again, it’s easy to go from smiling and confident to a cocky meat head after a drink ..or 12.
“As far as looks I don’t have a personal preference. Tall, good smile, and a nice body.” Basically all you have to do is make sure you look like you put some effort into the way you look and dress. Ladies spend countless dollars, not to mention hours on end, on their hair, makeup, and wardrobe. No one wants to go out with someone that looks like a scrub!
“You have to be up to date with your fashion,” says Torrie.
That means no Abercrombie; how old are we, 6?
“Nice fitted jeans and shirt make men look handsome.”
“Guys, were not asking for Prince Charming, but chivalry isn’t dead. Open doors, be polite, say thank you for the things we do, and notice the little things. A little goes a long way.”
Try out some of Torrie’s new advice next Sunday Fun-day at the Rooftop on the square while sipping on some Dos Equis.
Austin’s Charity Pub Crawl
This event is intended to bring together various community members, businesses owners, local college community, and professional groups. This philanthropic charity pub crawl is proposed to raise money and unite members of the community every Thursday for the month of September. The Trophy Club will be donating 40% of profits for each of those Thursdays to Hispanic Physicians Association (non profit) and all door donations for Thursday September 6th will be issued to AUSTIN SOCIAL AFFIAR. All door donations will be collected at Trophy Club. Austin Social Affair will be organizing the food, art show, electronic media, emails and personal to collect at the door on the September 6th.
ATTENTION: We will only be taking one bus per Thursday from San Marcos to Austin, so limited seating is available. Make sure to message us on Facebook or through our Contact form for your bus ticket!
WHATS IN STORE:
-Free live Music -50% OFF all Top Shelf liquor
-Free bull rides -Free Collectors plastic mugs with bars logos
-FREE food – Silent auction
-Art show
7pm-8pm – Handlebar 9pm – 10pm The 512 Bar
121 East 5th street Austin, TX 78701 408 E. 6th Street Austin, TX 78701
(512) 344-9571 (512) 228-6097
8pm-9pm – The Trophy Club 10pm – 11pm The Roof Top
308 ½ E. 6th street Austin, TX 78701 403 E. 6th Street Austin, TX 78701
(512) 465-2750 (512) 942-7663
Back to School Party Barge
EXCLUSIVE Trophy Club Austin Back to School Party Barge Featuring:
Nue Vodka
And of course, SM Dozen
MORE THAN ENOUGH DOS EQUIS AND NUE VODKA WILL BE PROVIDED FOR EVERYONE!!!
PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BRING ANY OTHER BEER OR LIQUOR, OR WE WILL ASK YOU TO THROW IT AWAY.
Live DJ and Band!
6-10 PM September 1st
Lake Travis
ONLY 21 and up!
ONLY 100 spots available. Message SM Dozen on Facebook for your ticket @ Facebook.com/smdozen
CD Presents Kolton Moore & The Clever Few and The Bryan Boyce Band @ Railyard
We love our sponsors and our fans, so we’re bringing you two amazing bands for FREE on July 13th!!!
Come out and enjoy
$3 911 shots
GOLDFISH RACES: Start at 10:30
- 1st place gets:
-$50 bar tab
-SM Dozen Tank Top
-SM Dozen Hat
- 2nd place gets
-Choice of SM Dozen Tank or Hat
And of course, the lovely ladies of SM Dozen!
Get nervous around the Dozen?.. Don’t worry, Caitlin Chesky’s got you covered.
Every guy has had a few of those conversations about the perfect girl—”her face on her body” sort of thing. But have we ever asked ourselves what we are going to do when the perfect woman presents herself. What about what the chicks want? We sat down with the Dozen’s own Caitlin Chesky to ask what she thinks..
When is the right time to strike up conversation?
If you want to get to know someone be sure that when you meet, you’re putting yourself in a situation where you will be remembered. Make sure you are in an area free of distractions.
“Ideally, the first time a guy approaches you, it should be natural and not forced. I always appreciate having a conversation with someone in a place where it is easy to hear them. Crowded parties, bars, boats, etc. are not the best places to try to have a conversation with me.”
Lay it out for us quick and simple what are the does and dont’s?
- DO: be polite, be funny
- DON’T: act bitter if you are drunk and sloppy and I am uninterested; you’re digging yourself a deeper hole.
Sounds like if you do a “Don’t”, she’s spreading the word about your douchey act to all of her friends—probably the Dozen as well.
So what if I meet someone on a party boat or, or crowded bar?
“Taking me to dinner would be the best thing to do. If I’m interested at all, I would have no problem saying yes to ‘wanna grab dinner sometime?’ We could continue our conversation then ; )”
It sounds like Caitlin just wants a guy who knows how to keep it classy.
If beautiful women are your missions, then guys’, staying fit is your homework.
“Physically, I love tall guys since I am 5’9”. But, if a guy has a great personality, height doesn’t really matter.”
What do you prefer, a big jacked guy or more of a ripped/lean and fit?
“I would take a 6-pack/ lean muscle over a huge roided-out guy any day.”
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Lucchese Contest
InStRuCtIoNs:
- Go to www.Lucchese.com
- Browse the site for boots that you think your Dad would like the most
- Copy the link for the boots that you choose
- Paste the link in a comment at the bottom of THIS PAGE
- Make sure to put in your CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS
- Write a sentence or two describing why your dad is so AWESOME
BAM!!! You’re entered to win.
YOU MUST SUBMIT YOUR LINK BY SUNDAY, JUNE 10TH
We will announce the winner on Monday, June 11th!

Trophy Club Goes Neon: Party Buses DT
We wanted to have a little fun the night before Cablestock, so we’re all throwin’ on our neon SM Dozen tanks and heading out to Trophy Club on May 4th!!!
$15 Wristbands include:
- Bus ride to Trophy Club
- Keg on each bus
- SM Dozen Calendar
- $2 well shots
For only $10 extra, you can get a neon SM Dozen tank!
Buses will leave the Grove at 10:30. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Call or text 915 922 9332 or message us on Facebook for wristbands!
Brooke traded in her ski boots for sun screen and a bikini. Find out why in our exclusive insider interview!
Brooke Potts is from Liberty Hill Texas, a small town North of Austin. She is a nursing major and aspires to become a CRNA and nurse anesthetist.
Brooke enjoys reading and playing with her puppy Ari. Read more…
So health conscious she makes Jenny Craig look like Rosie O’Donnell
Immediately upon first impression, it is obvious that Jennifer Aguirre is equally as goal oriented as she is stunningly beautiful. The Texas hill country native recently graduated from Texas State with a degree in general studies and minors in business, communications, and wellness promotion. Read more…
Jen’s Pickle Palooza B Day Bash @ The Vault
Everyone come celebrate Jen’s birthday @ The Vault!
We’ll be having:
Jen’s favorite pickle shots for only $3 all night
FREE SM Dozen Calendars
Other FREE SM Dozen give-a-ways (neon tanks, hats, etc) throughout the night
DJ Koma Spinning
Chris Dozier Bar-Backing!!!!
CCR Jumpsuits on SKYLINE Party Buses to CHUPACABRA CANTINA AND MOOSEKNUCKLE!
On Friday, March 23rd, we’ll be heading out to 6th to party at Chupa and Moosenuckle in our CCR jumpsuits! Make sure that you use our discount code: BOBCAT to get 25% off of your jumpsuit so that you can match us! We’ll start off at Chupacabra to eat up our 3 Taco 3 Dos Equis for $3 SM Dozen Special and head to Moosenuckle to end the night. Get your tickets ASAP! Your purchase includes:
-Party bus wristband
-FREE SMDozen calendar
-Keg on each bus
BUSES WILL LEAVE AT 10 PM
Crawfish at the Railyard!
Everyone come out to hang with Kaela and SMDozen for 24/seven’s first annual CRAWFISH AT THE RAILYARD! Tickets only $9 and here’s what you get if you are one of the first 100 to purchase your ticket:
1lb of crawfish for Doguet’s Crawfish Farm
Free T-shirt
Free SMDozen Calendar
And entry to watch Bryan Boyce Band and Chris Salinas (MUSIC)!!
Can’t beat that deal! Drop by Railyard Bar & Grill and pick up your tickets ASAP!
She can sing, she can dance, and she prefers a man with a truck.
Kaela was born and raised in the beautiful hill country of Austin Texas. She loves the outdoors, and she hopes to, one day, have her own ranch with stables and “lots of dogs.” She has a soft spot in her heart for animals and often volunteers at an animal clinic in Austin. Read more…
“It’s ok if they are confident, but too cocky is a turn off.”- Victoria Brink
Victoria Brink is a recent graduate of Texas State University with a degree in Fashion Merchandising and a minor in Business. Her beauty is unmatched and many men would describe her as perfect. She has high aspirations for a life that includes traveling the world, charity work, and fashion design. Read more…
Railyard Superbowl Party
Come out and join us at Railyard for the big game!
$12 and here’s what you get:
Your choice of Classic Burger or Yard Bird Wings with a side!
2 Tall Boy PBR’s!
Free SMDozen Calendar!
Bryan Boyce Band and Joe Barron Band Live immediately after the game!
Touchdown Shots and other amazing drink specials next to nothing all night!



























